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Bozo criminal for today comes from Brockton, Massachusetts, where bozo Manuel Garcia had a plan for breaking into the local Rent-A-Center. He went to the back of the store, where there was a large garage door for loading and unloading merchandise. Using a metal bed post, he pried the door up just enough to slither underneath. As you can probably understand, it’s difficult to pry and slither at the same time, and, while in the process of slithering, the bed post pry bar slipped and the door dropped on our bozo. He quickly found himself trapped, with his head pinned underneath the garage door. And that’s exactly how employees found him the next morning. After being treated for a bruise on his head, he was placed under arrest.