Fugitive Rule #1: Cancel Your Facebook Account

Bozo criminal for today comes from Multnomah County, Oregon, where bozo James Turner was on probation for armed robbery. The terms of the probation required that he attend drug treatment, make a monthly court appearance and check in regularly with his probation officer. Such an arduous schedule quickly became too much for our bozo and he quit showing up. But he couldn’t leave well enough alone. He started taunting his parole officer, posting challenges on his Facebook page to “Catch me if you can” and calling himself “the 1 that got away.” It’s never a good idea to challenge a parole officer. He started following our bozo’s Facebook page closely and noticed in another post he mentioned “I’m in Alabama.” And when he posted a picture of his girlfriend’s pregnant belly, along with her sonogram he noticed the name of the hospital was shown clearly on the sonogram. Oops. He’s been tracked down and taken back to Oregon.