Bozo criminals for today come from La Mesa, California, where four bozos broke into the Little League snack bar at a local park. And the treats they found inside were so tempting that they couldn’t even wait until they got home to tear into them. The police followed a trail of empty cookie, chip, and Cheetos packages for two blocks to a residence where they found our well fed bozos and their loot. Or what was left of it, anyway. They’re busted!