April 4, 2011

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Ft. Myers, Florida, where bozo Kenneth Thompson had what seemed to be a good plan. He crawled in through the roof of a flea market, getting inside without setting off any alarms. He then went straight to a jewelry booth and grabbed as many necklaces as he could carry. He then left successfully back through the roof. So where did he go wrong? He decided to make like Mr. T and put about 100 of the gold chains around his neck. A witness thought he looked suspicious sitting in his car trying on all the loot and called the cops. In addition to the stolen items, police also found three marijuana cigarettes in his vehicle. He’s busted!