Bozo criminal for today comes from Arona, Pennsylvania, where police were called to a disturbance after reports of shots being fired. Upon arrival, they discovered that bozo Joseph Dilio had gotten into an argument with his girlfriend after she returned home with his truck at around 1:30 in the morning. This would normally not be bozo-worthy news except for the reason our bozo got mad enough to fire shots at his girlfriend in the first place. Her offense? She returned his truck with a gas tank that was nearly empty. He’s been charged with assault.