We’re aware that pay phones are hard to find these days, but perhaps our bozo should have searched a little harder. From Eugene, Oregon, comes the story of bozo Nathan Brown who wanted to phone his mother, so he walked into a building where he found a pay phone and placed his call. Unfortunately, the building he walked into was a police station. More unfortunately, he was wanted for a recent bank robbery. And even more unfortunately, an officer working the front desk recognized him from a surveillance video. Oops. He’s under arrest.