July 7, 2010

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report from Duluth, Minnesota, where the current nationwide heatwave perhaps led to our bozo receiving a reprieve. Police were called to a report of a man in a vehicle brandishing a weapon. When they pulled him over, they discovered the weapon was a fully loaded "Super Soaker" water gun. Thinking he might be performing a public service, the man was released without being charged.