Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Chris Snyder for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Horsham, Australia, comes the story of two guys who may not be criminals, but they are without a doubt bozos. The two 34-year-old men were drinking a few (maybe more than a few) beers when one of them wondered out loud if it would hurt to get shot with a pellet gun. You probably know what happened next. One of our bozos exposed his backside while his friend took aim and shot him. Then, the other bozo got to take a shot at his friend’s rear. After a while, the experiment was over with no damage being done. Or at least that’s what they thought. After two days both men were hospitalized with pain and had pellets surgically removed from their buttocks. Police have revoked our bozos’ firearms licenses and have confiscated their guns.