Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dave Benoit for sending in today’s report from Manchester, New Hampshire. Bozo Robert Dicarlo walked into a convenience store and grabbed the large plastic display case containing lottery scratch-off tickets and dashed for the door. He was trying to get the large case into a parked car when the clerk caught up with him. After struggling with the clerk for a few moments our bozo gave up and ran away. A customer who had witnessed the whole thing got in his car and followed our bozo, who noticed him and flagged him down, saying he needed a ride. The customer told him he first needed to make a stop at the convenience store to pick up something. The very same convenience store he had just attempted to rob. What was picked up was our bozo, by the cops who were just arriving on the scene when they returned.