Bozo criminal for today learned the hard way something most of us already know: Don’t tell your hairdresser something you don’t want the whole world to know. From Salem, Oregon, comes the story of bozo William Brown who went into an old building to smoke some marijuana and then set fire to the place, burning it to the ground. Police had no leads until our bozo bragged to his hairdresser that he had set the blaze. The hairdresser called the cops and our bozo was placed under arrest.