Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ed Doherty for sending in today’s report from Uniontown, Pennsylvania. Bozo Craig Donaldson had just been released from the hospital, after being treated for injuries incurred in a fight with his ex-girlfriend, in which she hit him with a frying pan and a table leg. He then set up a meeting with her to pay for his drugs at the local Wal-Mart where he had gone to pick up the prescription. And did we mention he went to the Wal-Mart while still wearing his hospital gown? When the ex arrived with $50, instead of using it for medication, he snatched it from her and sped away. On one of the store’s motorized shopping carts. Not surprisingly, he was quickly apprehended and charged with robbery.