Bozo criminal for today comes from Seattle, Washington, where police were called to a report of an assault. When they arrived, they heard a man screaming for help. What they found surprised even the cops. A man dressed in black, impaled on a 5-foot tall fence. It was after the officers carefully removed him that he gave them the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He told them he was a ninja and had misjudged his jump when trying to clear the fence. Officers believe "alcohol played a role" in the incident.