Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 57474: Make sure your disguise is removable. From Carroll, Iowa, comes the story of two unidentified bozos who attempted to break into an apartment before being frightened off by the manager. In describing them to the cops, the manager said that had a dark substance applied to their faces. A short time later, the cops pulled over a car matching the description of the getaway vehicle and inside were our two bozos, with their faces still painted black. And why hadn’t they removed their "disguises"? Because they had used permanent markers to darken their faces. Oops. They’re under arrest.