Bozo criminal for today basically did everything but arrest himself. From Kalamazoo, Michigan, comes the story of bozo Charles Hathaway who apparently broke into a business. It’s not exactly clear what he got away with but what is clear is that a short time after the break-in, for reasons known only to the Bozo Mind, he showed up at the Department of Public Safety bleeding from cuts on his arms and hands. He told the cops that he had seen someone breaking into the building, and, wanting to help, had climbed inside and scuffled with the intruder. Investigators discovered there was no intruder and our Bozo Witness was actually the Bozo Burglar. Oops. He’s under arrest.