December 16, 2008

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. The current trend of multiple body tattoos has caused unforeseen problems for a number of bozos. Case in point today is bozo Darnell Foster from St. Paul, Minnesota, who was stopped by the cops after an officer noticed him driving erratically. When the officer asked him for his license and registration, our bozo couldn’t produce either. When asked if he had any sort of photo ID, he replied that he’d never had one. When the officer asked our bozo his name, he told him it was "Darnell Lewis." When the officer asked him why he had the name "Darnell Foster" tattooed on his neck, he couldn’t come up with an answer. A quick check of the name tattooed on our bozo’s neck revealed he was wanted on at least two felony warrants. He’s busted.