April 17, 2008

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Lakehurst, New Jersey comes the story of bozo Benjamin Green who stepped outside his house to smoke some marijuana. Which might have been OK except for the fact that his back yard faces the police station parking lot, separated only by a chain link fence. An officer heading home noticed the familiar smell wafting into the parking lot, spotted our bozo and busted him.