March 14, 2008

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Bozo Criminal for today comes from Tulsa, Oklahoma, where bozo Terence Morgan broke into the local Chinese restaurant, cleaning out the cash register and setting off the burglar alarm in the process. Police arrived quickly and spotted our bozo walking down the street nearby. Upon questioning him, they noticed he seemed rather nervous and when they checked his pockets they found a wad of money and several other items that sealed his fate. He had stuffed a bunch of the restaurant’s fortune cookies in his pocket as he left. His fortune: You’re going to jail.