December 18, 2007

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Bozo criminal for today from Lewiston, Idaho, violated Bozo Rule Number 4678: It’s best to keep a low profile if you’re a wanted man. Bozo Michael Morris had stolen a woman’s wallet off a convenience store counter and his security camera picture had been shown on TV and had been printed in the local newspaper. So, it would follow that if he got a new job it would be an inconspicuous one, right? Wrong. He took a job decorating a Christmas storefront window, a picture of which also ended up in the newspaper. Before the morning presses even stopped rolling, police received the first of hundreds of tips from residents who recognized our bozo. He’s under arrest.