Bozo criminal for today comes from Madison, Wisconsin, where bozo Warren Wilhite walked into a convenience store at 3 AM and headed for the snack aisle, where he stuffed eight pickled sausages into his jacket before grabbing two six packs of beer. Seeing that our bozo had already had a few too many, the clerk refused to sell to him and asked him to leave, which he did. Once in the parking lot, our bozo noticed a Krispy Kreme donut truck with the keys in it. The temptation was just too great. He took off in the truck and before long was being chased by the cops. The chase finally ended when our bozo rammed a patrol car and crashed. He was placed under arrest. No word if the cops impounded the donuts.