November 23, 2007

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(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today proves that Bozos never take a holiday. From Greenville, Pennsylvania, comes the story of bozo Paul Albert who broke into a residence on Thanksgiving evening and stole the Thanksgiving meal, which the owner had left sitting out while he went to visit a friend. Neighbors noticed our bozo leaving the house carrying a cardboard box atop which he was balancing a party platter featuring assorted holiday munchies. The police arrived and spotted a trail of food in the street, including carrot and celery sticks and deviled eggs. The cops followed the trail of food to our bozo’s home where he was arrested but not before he had eaten much of the Thanksgiving feast.