Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Laura Davidson for sending in today’s report. From Clackamas County, Oregon comes the story of bozo Michael Olson who violated Bozo Rule Number 4678: When you’re a wanted man, it’s best to keep a low profile. Our bozo was in his car at an intersection when a sheriff’s deputy pulled up beside him. Seeing the officer, he grabbed his hat and tried to use it to conceal his face. This rather suspicious maneuver inspired the deputy to do a quick license plate check and, sure enough, the vehicle turned up as stolen. After a brief chase our bozo was placed under arrest.