Bozo criminal for today comes from New York City where bozo Calvin Solly was trying to sell some counterfeit money. Lots of it. $4 million in $100 bills. He was having a tough time getting anyone to buy because the bills were white paper. Totally blank. He did have a classic bozo story to explain it all. He said the bills were intended to be foreign aid for the country of Sierra Leone and had been dyed white to prevent the money couriers from being robbed. He said the paper would be revealed as actual money when placed between two real $100 bills. Not surprisingly, he attracted the attention of the FBI who placed him under arrest.