Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Orlando, Florida comes the story of bozo Eric Callaway who robbed a service station at gunpoint, getting away with $75 and two cartons of cigarettes. Investigating officers discovered our bozo had left something behind at the crime scene: The case to the gun he had used in the robbery. And inside that case, the receipt for a new AK-47 assault rifle, along with his name and address. He was found at his apartment with the rifle and the loot. He’s under arrest.