April 10, 2007

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s story from Callaway, Florida. Bozo Charles Murphy had been on a serious crack cocaine binge and had run out of cash. So, he went down to his bank to apply for a loan. He told the bank officer that he needed $500 to pay off a crack cocaine debt to the gentleman who was waiting in the bank lobby. Instead of processing the loan, the bank employee called the cops and both our bozo and his dealer were arrested.