December 19, 2006

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Lapel, Indiana, where bozo Cheyanne Darby started shoplifting and just couldn’t stop. She grabbed several pieces of candy and stuffed them into her pants. She then picked up a potato peeler, an ice cream scoop, some measuring spoons, two cake decorating tubes, six Rollo candy bars and a 15 ounce box of Nestle Quik. The store manager had seen what she was doing and tried to get her to stop but her pants did a pretty good job of that. As she tried to run, her overloaded drawers began to slip until they were finally down around her ankles. The police arrived, pulled up her pants and placed her under arrest.