Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Lawrence, Massachusetts comes the story of bozo Nicole Perry who forgot something rather important when she returned her rented van to the agency. $1,000,000 in cocaine. Workers at the agency called the cops. An officer posed as a car rental employee and called our bozo, telling her she’d left something behind in the van. When she came down to pick it up, she was arrested.