Bozo criminal for today comes from Statesboro, Georgia where bozo Jody Majors thought this was his lucky day. After several drinks at a neighborhood bar, he stumbled upon a checkbook. Deciding to put his good fortune to work, he wrote a check to pay his tab and handed it to the bartender. Unfortunately, the checkbook belonged to the bartender who immediately called the cops. The situation was diffused when our bozo’s daddy came by and paid his $129 bar tab.