May 26, 2006

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Bozo criminals for today come from Syracuse, New York. Bozo Curtis Hall and two of his friends broke into a convenience store and stole six packages of instant lottery tickets. And they might have gotten away with it had they not been distracted by their sweet tooth. On the way out of the store, one of them noticed the Little Debbie snack cakes display. And as you are no doubt aware, these are some quite tasty treats. Each bozo grabbed a fistful of snacks before he left. The temptation was just too much. They started eating the cakes on their way home, discarding the wrappers along the way. And that’s what did them in. Investigating officers followed the trail of Little Debbie wrappers to their apartment, where they found our bozos, along with the stolen lottery tickets and several more snack cakes.