Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report. From Smithfield, Ohio comes the story of bozo Michael Carlton who violated the Number One Rule for guys (and bozos) everywhere: Never, ever stop and ask for directions. Our bozo had stolen a car and was having trouble finding his way out of town, so he stopped at a house to ask for directions. The homeowner was glad to help and, as our bozo was pulling away, he noticed the car he was driving looked awfully familiar. In fact, he was so sure it was his daughter’s car, he called the cops. Yep, our bozo had stopped to ask for directions at the home of the father of the car’s owner. He’s been charged with theft.