Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ed Hart for sending in today’s report. From Fargo, North Dakota comes the story of an unidentified bozo who stole some diamond earrings from a college fundraiser. He ran into trouble when he brought the $4600 earrings back to the jewelry store that originally donated them to have them appraised. He even brought along the original box, which, if he had only looked inside, he would have discovered contained a description of the jewelry, along with its value. He was arrested when he returned to pick up the appraisal.