November 16, 2005

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Albany, New York where bozo Joe Adams decided to use a stolen credit card to go on a little shopping spree at his neighborhood grocery store. In the process he made several mistakes. First, he drew attention to himself by rushing down the aisles, pushing two carts and frantically throwing items into them. Then, he used his own store advantage card to get deeper discounts. And, when the discounts weren’t as good as he had hoped, he was caught on surveillance cameras having a heated argument with the store manager. When the cops arrived to arrest him, he gave them our Bozo Excuse of the Month when explaining how he came into possession of a stolen credit card. He told them he got the card in a trade with a one-legged man in a bar for a bag of marijuana.