Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks for sending in today’s report. From Las Vegas, Nevada comes the story of bozo Alejandro Gomez who walked into a pizza parlor, ordered a pizza and asked for a job application. He started filling it out and when he felt the moment was right, he lifted his shirt to show a gun and told the cashier to hand over the cash. The clerk gave our bozo about $200 but before he could even put it into a slot machine, he was under arrest. Two big problems…First, a witness got the make and license plate number of his getaway vehicle. And second, remember that job application he filled out? Yep, he put his real name, address and phone number on it.