May 25, 2005

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Juneau, Alaska where bozo Neil Harris walked up to the clerk in a liquor store and tried to buy a bottle of liquor. The clerk asked for his ID and, when he noticed what appeared to be another bottle of booze under our bozo’s coat, inquired about the extra bottle. Our bozo initially denied it was there, before panicking and bolting out of the store, leaving his ID behind. Officers were called and quickly found our bozo just outside, sitting on the sidewalk and enjoying his drink. He’s drying out in jail.