May 3, 2004

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Bozo criminals for today come from Austin, Minnesota where an alert cab driver noticed a couple of bozos breaking into a business early Saturday morning. He called the cops and when they arrived they discovered the front door had been kicked in and the cash register stolen. Unfortunately for our bozos, as they fled the scene, the cash register tape unrolled behind them. The cops simply followed the 100 foot trail of tape into the nearby bushes where our two bozos were hiding. They’re under arrest.