May 11, 2004

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Renata Hawks for sending in today’s report. Our bozo for today, from Whitefish Bay, Wisconsin, violated Bozo Rule Number 0737: Go before you leave. Bozo Otha Simon broke into a house in the middle of the night and was rummaging around when he had to answer the call of nature. At about that same time 19 year old Dewey Coulson woke up and noticed a light on in the bedroom. Thinking someone had forgotten to turn it off, Dewey got up and opened the door, catching our bozo in the act, so to speak. Dewey ran upstairs to get his stepfather. They tackled our bozo as he was heading for the door and held him until the cops came.