Bozo criminal for today comes from Alexandria, Virginia where an unidentified bozo decided he "needed" some cocaine one morning around 1 o’clock. So, he wandered into a housing complex and started knocking on doors at random, figuring sooner or later he’d find a dealer. Wrong. One of the residents directed him to Gerald Ford’s apartment (no, not that Gerald Ford). This Gerald Ford is part of the Alexandria Police Department’s "officer in residence" program and he lives in the complex. He answered the door and after he saw what our bozo was after, he asked him to wait on the porch for a minute. He went back inside and got his gun, badge and police radio. He also called for backup. Our bozo’s in jail.