Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dan Losada for sending in today’s report. From Spokane, Washington, where it was 20 degrees last week, comes the story of three bozos who thought it would be funny to show everyone how tough they were by streaking through the local Denny’s. Our bozos entered the restaurant just before daybreak, wearing only shoes and hats, leaving their car running in the parking lot to ensure a quick getaway. Bad idea. While they were doing their thing, a man who had been in Denny’s paid for his meal, hopped into their car, which contained their clothes, and drove off. Our embarrassed and naked bozos were left shivering in the cold outside the restaurant until the police arrived. Feeling they’d been punished enough, no one pressed charges.