Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Matt Allen for sending in today’s report. From Gallatin, Tennessee comes the story of bozo John Carnes who was out for a little drive. And, as bozos like to do, he decided to enjoy a cold beer while driving. That’s a bad idea in itself but it’s what he did with the can when he was finished that really got him into trouble. He tossed the can out the window of his car and it landed with a smack on the windshield of a Tennessee Highway Patrol car which happened to be behind him at the time. He’s under arrest.