Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Corpus Christi, Texas comes the story of bozo Louis Parra who spotted someone he recognized in a local restaurant. Our bozo walked up to district attorney Mark Skurta and introduced himself. Something like, "Hi, remember me? You prosecuted a case against me back in 1987." The district attorney remembered our bozo all too well. He also remembered that he skipped town before he was ever sentenced. He’s now introducing himself to his new cell mate.