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POWAAA!!!-man
Played By: Jason Leong

POWAAA!!!-man by Jason Leong

TEAM: Solo Hero

SECTOR: Lowtown

KIT CLASS: Avatar


Hall Of Fame!

Survival - 8 wins!

Fight Record
League Wins: 8
League Losses: 3
Out Of League Wins: 0
Out of League Losses: 0
Total Wins: 8
Total Losses: 3
First Of the Callen - Win 0-0
Ikeban - Win 0-0
Michael Cortelloni - Win 0-0
Manik - Win 0-0
Prophecy - Win 0-0
The Messiah - Win 0-0
Trevor Bouvier - Loss 0-0
Crash and Burn - Loss 0-0
Evil Donut Man - Win 0-0
Tokyo - Loss 0-0
Galvanicon - Win 15-10

It is said that there is a God of Losers... who is also the God of Bumbling Idiots. Not surprisingly, in the world of Khazan, this is true... and this God has Avatars... Willy Coyote, Jerry Cat, Dan Hibiki, Johny Bravo, Groo... and now, he has a representative in the FPL! And here he is: POWAAA!!!-man. aka Woose Brain. Woose Brain always wanted to be a superhero... ever since he lost his Stay Puft man doll to the school bully... But WHAT uniform would he use? Then one day, as he was sitting in his mansion (inherited, not earned) , he was shocked out of his wits when a shape streaked out of nowhere to crash through his window... It was then he realised his calling; "I will strike fear in the hearts of villians using this guise!" he thought to himself... Running off, he got a high tech mask and suit to make him resemble the creature that lay unconscious on his living room floor... Ever since, it's been a nonstop series of pummelling... for our hero. Somehow, SOMEHOW, the villians always seem to end up going to prison, and our hero seems to end up surviving, in spite of his lack of powers, fighting ability, or BRAINS. Yup, folks, you guessed it, like all other losers in all the planes of reality, POWAAA!!!-man is blessed by the God of Bumbling Idiots! Now he has come to the FPL, for he has heard that heroes abound there, and they could use his help! Yeah, right... they avoid him with a 10-foot pole, and anyhow, he's often too dumb to tell the difference between the heroes and the villians... There's only one thing for certain: It's trouble in the works.

 

Personality: Obviously, he wants to be a hero, he THINKS he's a hero... but he's an inferior version of Dan for goodness sake! Not having the Saiko Ryu style to fall back on, he relies on AN EVEN BIGGER EGO and MORE self confidence in his abilities... *shudder* His other abilities tend to fail him, since they are close to nonexistant... but even when he loses, upon waking up, he always springs to his feet with a cheerful bounce and shouts out, "He's disappeared! The cowardly cur must have fled! I am VICTORIOUS!" It's rather sad, but quite a number of his victories have been earned by his opponents knocking him unconscious, then being defeated by some bystander in the crowd... following which, POWAAA!!!-man takes the credit for it all.

 

Strength:

 

Weak BELOW normal human strength -
can bench press 50 pounds (maybe).
Agility:

 

Weak BELOW normal human agility.
Slow and uncoordinated.
Body:

 

Weak BELOW normal human endurance.
Goes down easy and stays there.
Mind:

 

Weak BELOW normal human mental power.
Not the sharpest tack in the drawer.

Avatar

  • Power: Avatar
  • Level:Standard
The God of Bumbling Idiots has given his blessing to his child... sadly, his gifts never seem to work out right... still, victories HAVE been known to been snatched from the jaws of defeat by many of his Avatars... Groo always wins, somehow. Jerry survives things which would kill Superman. The God of bumbling idiots protects his Avatars... when he's sober...

Too Dumb to Die.

Everyone knows that the Avatars of the God of Slapstick Idiot Morons are protected from grevious injury by their amazing regenerative ability... falls and explosions designed to KILL Road Runner barely phase Will E. Coyote. Jerry sticks his head back on after it's been chopped off. And even when they ARE obliterated, you can betcha they'll be back alive in time for the next episode... POWAAA!!!-man possesses this ability to an insane degree, due to his constantly getting beaten up, his abilities are even higher than most of the other Avatars of this warped god...

Quick Tactical Withdrawal.

  • Power: Running
  • Level:Standard
  • Weakness: Power in Item -Hard to Loseitem
  • Weakness: Limited Uses -Multi-Use
  • Weakness: Not usable in terrain Hall of Mirrors
The Magical Pink Gi grants it's wearer's the ability to run pretty darn fast. It lets this user run AWAY pretty darn fast. In fact, it's most common use is to make a tactical withdrawal... and come sneaking up from behind with a vicious attack when his opponent isn't paying attention. Can be performed about 10 times before he simply collapses in exhaustion. Power is useless in Hall of Mirrors, as in typical Cartoon Idiot fashion, he runs about half a foot before crashing face first into his own reflection.

I Know Kung-Fu!

  • Power: Martial Arts
  • Level:Standard
  • Melee Attack Attack usable only hand to hand.
  • Weakness: Limited Uses -Multi-Use
  • Weakness: Not usable in terrain Low Gravity
Shockingly enough, this dope DOES have some martial arts training... sadly, he thinks he's better than he is, so many of his moves end up with him coming close to knocking himself unconscious (tripping halfway, landing on his face after a flying kick...) Thus, he can only perform about 10 moves or so before he beats himself up too badly. Low gravity actually WORSE than negates his powers, as it actually can end up with him performing suicidal face attacks on walls and ceilings...

Item Stockpile.

  • Power: Weapons Creation
  • Level:Standard
  • Melee Attack Attack usable only hand to hand.
  • Weakness: Power in Item -Easy to Loseitem
Any Cartoon Character of the ScapeGoat variety can probably do this... as Representative in the FPL, he has access to them all! He can pull Giant Boxing Gloves (tm) out of thin air, order bombs using the ACME delivery service, pull out unlimited posters of himself from his suit for distribution among his fans... sadly, nothing is stopping his opponents from just taking everything away from him before he can use it... except for the posters of course. No one wants to take THOSE...

Stinky Feet of Death.

  • Power: Toxic Touch
  • Level:Supreme
  • Area Effect This attack causes damage in a large area.
  • Melee Attack Attack usable only hand to hand.
  • Weakness: Not usable in terrain Great Sewer
These are BAD man... it's practically his most powerful offensive power, and he doesn't even know about it! Has no one taught him about personal hygiene? These not-so twinkle toes have won him many a battle... as his kicks miss his opponents but come close enough for them to SMELL THOSE FEET AT CLOSE RANGE!!! Collapsing in a heap on the floor, they will forevermore fear the pongy feet of POWAAA!!!-man. Even being NEAR him with his shoes off causes nausea... and he fights without his shoes on... Khazan Sewer is the only place with water capable off washing enough of the smell from his feet to provide a hospitable atmosphere... other water would bubble off on contact! Those feet are toxic...

I'm Drawing a BLANK???

  • Power: Closed Mind
  • Level:Ultimate
  • Kit Power Link: Avatar
Like Groo, he's been blessed/ cursed with something SLIGHTLY above total mindlessness... sometimes WORSE... their stupidity runs into the negatives of IQ sometimes. Opponents frequently simply fail to even FIND his mind... and when they do, they want OUT immediately. His thought patterns are too bizzare and alien even for the strongest of stomachs. Forrest Gump would get an ulcer trying to explain something to this guy, much less get him to do what he wants. You can't effect what is NOT THERE!

I eat energy for supper!

Due to too much time fighting in FPL, POWAAA!!!-Man forgot to eat a balanced diet, consumed at regular mealtimes... so he's developed some strange digestive ability to compensate... he eats energy from energy attacks. It might sound completely moronic, but remember, various toons can eat BOMBS and enjoy them as a meal... ooookkkayyy.... anyhow, This absorbed energy runs through his digestive system, doing *minor* damage to his body... which is constantly being healed by his regenerative power. He then expels (craps) the remaining energy in the form of a giant flaming fart... do NOT look down on this ability, as shown in the FPL power listings, he can release up to ULTIMATE Fire attacks in with this... scary, no?

Ungh... Tummy ache...

  • Power: Fire
  • Level:Standard
  • Area Effect This attack causes damage in a large area.
  • Melee Attack Attack usable only hand to hand.
POWAAA!!!-Man has been hitting on the Spicy stuff too much during his stay here... Fortunatly for him, he's developed this spiffing new attack due to it... the flaming fart! I choose not to go into detail about the specifics, but... he releases a poof of flame from his butt. Scarily enough, when he absorbs enough energy, he can release an ULTIMATE level flame attack using this... which can actually toast an entire city. Can anyone say Nucleur Level Fart? Fortunatly though, if no one launches energy at him, all he can manage is a moderately large (but rather stinky) fart.

Immunity: Fire

After his massive consumption of spicy food, POWAAA!!!-man has regularly had his intestines treated to INTERNAL flames... he has now developed an immunity to fire and heat based attacks in general... good for him when he launches the Nuclear level Flaming Farts, or he'd toast himself along with his opponent... if his opponent is immune too, looks like the citizens of Khazan are gonna be SMOKIN' !!!

Ga-Do-CANDY

  • Power: Eldrich Blast
  • Level:Standard
  • Ranged Attack Attack usable at a distance (only).
  • Weakness: Power in Item -Hard to Loseitem
After his devastatingly tasty battle with Evil Donut Man, POWAAA!!!-man has learnt the power of ... doughnut. Now, he will use what he has learnt to replicate his defeated opponent's powers... the creation of DESSERT! Using various technological, magical, and most importantly, doughnutical spoils of battle from his fight, POWAAA!!!-man has built himself the Belt of Pink Suagr Frosted Ki-doughnuts! POWAAA!!!-man can now form a pink, glowing energy projectile... shaped like a doughnut. Like his master, Dan, POWAAA!!!-man forms a sorta-fireball variant in the palm of his hand, which he can hurl at his opponent. Sadly, this tends to be an almost COMPLETE waste of time, energy, and in this case, good food. For, as you will soon find out, these energy doughnuts are 100% edible! And tasty too! Being pink and rather cloudy in texture, they actually are highly similiar to cotton candy, other than the fact that they can sorta blow up a little... Which ruins the experience for most people. Oh, yes, about them being edible? Yes, folks, POWAAA!!!-man's TRUE lesson from EDM... doughnut's are tasty, and highly nutritious! POWAAA!!!-man can, and WILL, eat his own energy projectiles! (taking no substantial damage, due to regeneration and energy absorption powers, obviously) Even worse for his opponents, coupled with his Energy absorbtion power, this allows him to digest the power of the Ga-Do-Candy, and use it to increase the power of his flaming farts ... In effect, this means POWAAA!!!-man can eat a whole pile of his own energy doughnuts, powering up, then release a fireball of near-nuclear proportions... and reasonably toxic smell... do NOT come after me with a hatchet for this semi-insane power combo, please! I plead temporary insanity!