George Washington, sort of.
Tactician: Supreme
The Revolutiony War Recreationist Society of the Springfield Institute of Mental Health wants nothing but the best for its leadership. Unfortunately George Washington wasn't available. They've got the next best thing though, a guy who thinks he's Napolean DRESSED as George Washington. Well, actually he's dressed as Abraham Lincoln, but he's wearing a sign around his neck that says "George Washington." Hey, c'mon, don't laugh.
Sheer Stubborn Insanity
Closed Mind: Supreme
These guys and gals are insane in the membrane, no doubt about it. Ain't no fancy mental attacks gonna faze these people. Nothing fazes these people. Not the fact that the costumes they stole are actually British military uniforms, not the fact that their weaponry is beyond ridiculous, not the fact that THEY are beyond ridiculous. If nothing else, they've got sheer stubborn insanity on their side.
No-Frills Bayonets
Sword: Standard
- Multi-Attacks
- Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
Well, not actually bayonets. More like sticks with with knives, bits of glass, and sharp rocks taped to the end. They run up to the enemy en mass, making gun noises, then shank 'em into oblivion.
They've Got Cannons!!!
Missiles: Standard
- Ranged Attack Only
- Multi-Attacks
- Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
- Weakness: Limited Uses - Multi-Use
That's right, cannons! Don't ask me where they found them, but they have CANNONS!!! What they don't have is cannonballs, so they use whatever's handy. Bowling balls, cabbages, human heads. You know, the usual odds and ends.
Fightin' Mad!!!!
Berserker: Supreme
These guys are fightin' mad. Nothing gets these guys angrier than the fact that people don't appreciate the sacrifices made during the Revolutionary War. Don't ask me why, they're nuts.
Lotsa Pairs Of Eyes
Radar: Superior
There are a lot of these guys, and they've got their eyes peeled. They're watching you, so don't try pulling any fancy tricks.
Can O' Whoop-Ass!!!
Can of Whoop Ass: Standard
Gratuitous and unnecessary perhaps, but a fight just ain't a fight without a can o' whoop-ass or two.
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