Hall Of Fame!

Survival - 9 Wins!

AFFILIATION

Alignment: Villain

Team: Freelance Villain

VITAL STATS

Strength: Standard

Agility: Supreme

Mind: Standard

Body: Supreme

RECORD

Personal Wins: 9

Personal Losses: 5

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Once upon a time, little Jimmy Fetter had a dream... to collect every Star Wars toy in the universe. As he grew up, he found that it was harder and harder to collect the Star Wars toys, thanks to so-called "Collectors" whos sole purpose in buying anything was to sell it back later at obscene prices. One day, after trying to buy the newest Darth Maul action figure, only to have it swiped out from under his nose by some annoying thirty-year-old in a business suit with a huge bag of toys bought from the store, he went home, and into the forest behind his house. There, he found a curious blue gate, which he stepped through. When his vision cleared from all the hallucinatory effects of going through the gate, he found himself in a room full of ornate and bizare weapons, as if some alien being had looked for all these interesting items a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Eventually, young Jimmy came upon a showcase that held armor in it. "The Holy Mandelore Armor of the Fett," was what was imprinted in the copper below the case. Jimmy looked at the armor, in awe of it, and of the aura surrounding it... He looked around for the Holy Fett's weapons, and found them, showering his affection upon them. Then, he used them to open the case in a most Fett-like fashion, by using a sawed-off blaster to blow the case up. He found that the armor fit him to a T. "Now I have a way to fight the injustice of the scalpers of Star Wars goods, and return joy to the children of this world... but I would not presume to name myself after the Holy Fett, whos first name is too great for me to utter..." He considered this quandry for a few seconds, before he looked around and found Santa's beard hanging from one of the walls. A light popped into his mind. "I will give joy to the children of this world... and slaughter all of those who would scalp goods. Thus, I shall be called Santa Fett." He donned the armor, and instantly his voice dropped several octaves, and he began to show the Aura of the Fett. He then left the alien hall, and returned to his world to begin the carnage he planned upon all scalpers... (Unfortunately, he has a little trouble telling heroes from scalpers sometimes...)

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Helmet of the Fett

     Marksman: Supreme

• Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Swamp

The helmet of the Fett disallows the capability of its wearer to miss by too much, and Jimmy was already a good shot when he became Santa Fett. His aim is now of such a masterful degree that he could likely shoot a fly off of the head of someone several hundred meters away... though he'd prefer to just lower his aim a little. Unfortunately, there are those who can sense his aim on him and throw it off, and swamps tend to fog up the helmet, screwing the aim up.

Sawed-off Blaster of Fett

     Portable Nuclear Accelerator: Supreme

• Ranged Attack Only
• Armor Piercing
• Multi-Attacks
• Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
• Weakness: Limited Uses - Multi-Use
• Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Lava Cliffs

This weapon, a repeating blaster with its aiming array lopped off (The Fett needs to aim? I think not...) shoots high-potency blasts of energy at its user's intended victim. It shoots off several shots at each depression of the trigger. Unfortunately, the loss of the aiming array also removes some of its cooling capability, making it useless near lava, and it can only hold so much energy.

The Mandelore Armor

     Body Armor: Supreme

• Reinforced Defenses

This, the holiest item ever found in that galaxy long long ago... The Suit of the Holy Fett. Used by the Holy Fett in battle numerous times, it seems to have survived everything that has been thrown at it. Blaster bolts score its sides and chestplate almost lovingly, as if showing the timelessness of the suit... Now in the hands of Santa Fett, it makes for a fearsome addition to his Scalper-fighting arsenal.

Inventor

     Inventor: Standard

The alien sentience that created this pocket plane had a great deal of technical ability. Using this ability, the alien made the various mechanical and electronic items of its little museam better than they were when the alien aquired them. The armor and blaster of the Fett were altered in such a way...

Jetpack of the Fett

     Flight: Standard

• Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
• Weakness: Limited Uses - Multi-Use
• Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Steel Cage

This jetpack, when used by a capable (or ticked off) user, can allow the armor wearer to fly around... for a short period of time. Being a small pack, it only carries enough fuel for a few short bursts, and steel cages tend to get in the way. (Banging one's head on the roof doesn't help in a fight...)

Santa's Big Sack O' Toys

     Concussive: Standard

• Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Low Gravity

Santa Fett also grabbed Santa Claus' huge bag of toys while he was in the alien hall. Being huge, filled with heavy objects, and some small amount of Claus' power, the bag hits like a ton of bricks when swung. Unfortunately, it can be ripped away from Santa Fett, and it spins him around uselessly in low gravity. Fast movers are able to see the windup, and get well out of range before the attack comes.