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"Welcome back to 'Blind-Date Madness'! Our next contestant is the famed Hollywood star, Rosario Dawson! Rosario has starred in movies such as 'Kids', 'Josie and the Pussy Cats' and 'Men in Black II'. Rosario is going to go on a blind date with one of these three lucky contestants! Bachelor number one is from the very depths of Hell itself! This demon livens up any party with goats blood...He's a really 'fire-cracker', V'trix Deminoin!"~"I will bring about plague to this world..."~"Thank you V'trix! Bachelor number two is a being made of pure void, and plans on devouring reality. He enjoys watching golf and long walks by the beach, and his favorite color is unperceivable to the mortal mind...Its 'Dark Nebulous Nine!'"~"..."~"And our final contestant, Bachelor number three, was cursed by The Powers That Be to be a living reminder not to piss them off. He is constantly plagued by fish, but trust me, ladies, he's no flounder! 'Fish-Man' Red!"~"Rosario, I love you! Let us run away from-"~"Well isn't that sweet! Rosario, go ahead and start asking questions!"~"Bachelor number one, if we were on a date at a fine restaurant, and the waiter brought me the wrong soup, what would you do to remedy the situation?"~"Darkness and plague...I would first rip out your esophagus and drink from its blood as your eyes cried a silent scream. I would ignite the restaurant on fire and burn the city down. I would unleash the gates of hell and allow my brethren to enter and claim this realty as its own."~"That, that's nice. Bachelor number two, if you were an animal, what animal would you be?"~"..."~"ah...I'll get back to you. Bachelor number three. Suppose I were a flower. How would you care for me, that I may fully bloom?"~"Rosario, for a thousand nights I could not sleep, only dreaming of you. If only we could be alone, and I could find that inner you that is just waiting to come out...Darling, why must we wait-or even fight these emotions we must both be feeling? Run away with me, and we will live by our dreams and die like the passionate fire that burns in our souls!"~"This has to be the hardest decision I've ever made. Ahhh....I choose...Bachelor number three?"~"You've chosen 'Fish-Man' Red! The two of you have been entered into the Fantasy Power League...uhh, it was supposed to be the Fantasy Festival League, but I guess someone in the PR department screwed up. No? It is? Well, next week we'll find out if Rosario and 'Fish-Man' Red survived their 'action packed' date, and even if they've seen some action...on the battle-field...no innuendo here..."
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Punishment
 Energy Sheath: Ultimate
"Back in the good old FPL! Man, its been a while. I remember last time someone busted a can of Whoop Me or Whoop Ash or something like that on me, man oh man, did that hurt! Luckily I expoloded and shoot bits and pieces of bone shard through their earlobe into their brainÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂHa ha ha ha, those were the days alright! And I remember getting a little liquored up with Ben Robinson, its easy to do that when you have so little e blood left after a nasty spill! Hahahaha! I remember hanging out with all those OTHERS, and the guy in the tank that shot at us and we got hurt and it really sucked but sorta looks funny in retrospect you know? Hahaha...Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, they learned really quick that if you are anywhere near me, you get hurt basically immediately, so that's a good thing to know. Am I talking to much? I'm a little nervous being here in a car with you, Rosario Dawson, I mean THE Rosario Dawson and some times I tend to talk so if I start talking too much just tell me to shut up and I will cause I don't wanna--" "Red, shut up." "Yes, Rosario."
Fear the Fish
 Matter Animation: Superior
Finally he stopped talking my ear off. I guess it just takes a while to have the whole 'celebrity' thing wear off. And he's not such a bad guy. I asked him, how are we going to survive this? But he just said, Rosario, you have to learn to fear the fish. What? Fear the fish. Say it with me, he said, Fear the Fish. What are you talking about, I asked, and he said, I have learned to channel my punishment (which I received for my incredible piety and goodness) into a superior level attack. What are you talking about, I asked, and he just mumbled something about a fourth wall. I've actually seen it though, People will come after us, and suddenly fish pop out of nowhere and they like inhale it or some junk. Red said that the destruction passes around us; and went on to say that this very information would be sort of convenient for a spectator or someone voting that has the power and ability to help us win the match to know. Sometimes I don't understand what Red is saying.
(singing) Love shall save us!
 Regeneration: Ultimate
"...Or something very much like love, which I like to call Mr. 'Regeneration'. Suppose I get hit with a shovel, and get my head smashed in (and don't I know the feeling!); Mr. 'Regeneration' comes over and says, 'golly, Red, it sure looks like you could use to have your spinal cord reattached and your bones all sewn together and your brain matter put back in place.' And I say to Mr. 'Regeneration', 'That certainly would be nice and convenient, sir, because that bad guy (remember, he has a shovel) is not nice and I am.' So Mr. 'Regeneration' takes the little bits and puts them back together really fast." "Red, that was the stupidest story I have ever hear in my life. I feel somehow robbed, as if I shall never get the last three minutes of my life back." "Thanks, Hun!" "Don't call me that."
Some sort of Bond
 Communicate with Animals: Standard
"I like to think that there is some sort of bond between me and the animals, like I can empathically understand them in their desperation. Like, maybe I have been brought here as their protector." "Red, that is really sweet!" Maybe there is more to him than meets the eye...could I actually dig this guy? "Just watch as I communicate to this animal....HEYYYY! HEEEEYYYYYYY! HEY DOG! Doggy, doggy, doggy! Over here pooch! Hey! I said OVER HERE!" "Maybe Bachelor number one..."
(Rosario thinks about Red...)
 Detective: Standard
"I surmise that this guy is an idiot."
(Red thinks about Rosario...)
 Illusion Creation: Superior
- Auto-Hit Attack
- Weakness: Power in Item - Easy to Lose
- Weakness: Limited Uses - Multi-Use
In three years, I expect kids. None right now, since we are dodging super powered beings and the like, but I definitely want to be a father. Rosario is an actress, so she'll be able to support us. I'm still a student...so we'll have to wait until after I graduate. Did she look at me just now? I bet she did...I bet she was thinking about me. Ok, it's a sign from God that she loves me, secretly, deep down if she looks at me in the next three seconds. Three...Two...... ... ... ... ... ....One... ... ...... ... .... and a half... ... ... ... ... ..... The actual number one... ... ...... .......She glanced! I knew it! We are so meant to be! We'll have ten kids and travel around the world on a flying bus...this is so my dream come true. The first one will be named Exta Lee after their God Father.
The 'Mechanics' of our Love
 Mechanized Armor: Superior
- Weakness: Power in Item - Easy to Lose
- Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Steel Cage
/Snicker/ "Red, what are you chuckling about?" /snicker, snicker again/ "I was just thinking, what if we were to adopt a different 'perspective' of our love, right?" "We went over this. No touchie!" "(In time you will be mine, and then you'll see) No, no: look. Suppose we looked at the metaphor behind our intentions and activities, our 'motivation' as some would call it, and suppose that were love, as it truly, deeply is." "(I hate you)." "Hmm? Ah, anyway, suppose if considered that love the driving force, the 'armor' that encases us and 'provokes' us on our 'journey', in other words, Movement. In a way, you COULD say that the mechanics of our love justify buying a low level Mechanized Armor, right?" "If I had the power too, I would SO God smack you." "Did-did you just break the forth wall, Rose?!" "Uhhhh, no. Must have misheard me. Nothing."
"Obtuse" by Sennts
 Pheremones: Standard
- Auto-Hit Attack
- Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
"Do ou like the scent?" Red looked up from the department store showcase to see a teeny bopper sporting a a sweeter under a tanktop, the current trend. "Its 'Obtuse' by Sennts, the latest in cologene...its magnetic..." This could be it, the perfect final touch in order to win Rosario before the end of the line, before our partnership in the FPL is finally over! Sure, maybe someone with more foresight would buy a sword (what ME champ doesn't own a sword or two?), but for about $45 dollars, this scent will ber the perfect addition to win Rosario's heart! Oh, and I can't wait until she sees the tattoo1 One thing at a time..."I'll buy it!"
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