Aura of the Mundane
Polymorph: Ultimate
- Ranged Attack Only
- Target Seeker
- Ranged and Melee Attack
A wave of the mundane arrives with the appearance of the EPP. Trendy clothing becomes off-the-rack Wal-Mart faire. Foreign movies suddenly become dubbed into English. "Unconventional" couples file for divorce. ~It isn't like the EPP does this on purpose. He holds no malice towards that-which-is-not-average, he simply doesn't understand it because it isn't packaged into an easy-to-digest reality TV program or cable news program. The EPP simple chose to react to cosmic-level awareness and godlike ability with middle-class apathy.~And for the record, "superpowers" aren't exactly something he considers normal. You can figure out the rest.
Everybody Knows Your Name
Terrain Familiarity: Standard
"Penguin!"
The Status Symbol
Vehicle: Standard
One Green Chevy Suburban. On the bumper is a sticker that reads "Support Our Troops In The War Against The Fallen." Inside you will find a child-safety seat, a cup holder with a day old Starbucks latte, and the latest Dave Matthews Band CD. The engine is a "manly" v6 Hemi. The EPP could have opted for the hybrid model, but the extra $1000 wasn't in his budget.~Sure, he could use his powers cosmic to teleport wherever he pleased, but the cooler crowd at work aren't impressed by anything that doesn't require monthly payments for six years.
Suburban Relapse
Terrain Familiarity: Standard
To the untrained eye, that which we know as Suburbia is little more than a labyrinthine wasteland. The strip malls, gated communities, and chain restaurants blend together to create a dream-like horror whose terror is trumped only by its sheer absurdity. ~One could call the EPP the Allan Quatermain of Suburbia.~He wouldn't get the reference.
What is Old is New and Vice Versa
Closed Mind: Ultimate
The EPP is set in his ways. Always has, and always will, think the way he thinks. ~Funny thing about that; back in the day he was the oddity. You know how they were back in the old school ancient days. Orgies and debauchery and human sacrifice and idol worship. Naughtiness abound. Despite this, he has always been known as the Entirely-Plausible Penguin.~That isn't very plausible, is it? Want an answer to that question? There isn't an answer.
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