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May I have your attention please? / May I have your attention please? / Will the real Dev Shady please stand up? / I repeat will the real Dev Shady please stand up? / We're going to have a problem here / Y'all act like you never / seen this white farmboy before / Eyes all on dis man like Landon when Devin just burst in Khazan / Without his band in this land noticed Morisato, who / brought Devin here through a portal after seeing the kid in Toronto. (scream) / It's the return of the / "Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he's not another Devin incarnation, is / he?" / And Jack Michaelson said.... / Nothing you idiots Jack M's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) / The SLJ loved Devinem / "Chicka chicka chicka Dev Shady we really like him / look at him, walking around drivin' his white T-bird / playin' his guitar." "Yeah, but he's depressing me, Bob." / Yea this depressed little man prolly just lost it / but no worse than what's going on with his wins & losses. / He wanted in the arena to fight for the Justice crew / But couldn't, till he drove to Khazan thanks to that Landon dude / Who said "You're going to Khazan, You're going to Khazan / And if you're lucky you might just get a little tan" / And now he's delivering the message to little kids to little kids / That a jail cell is what the result of crime is. / Of course it's cuz Morisato made him / join the Sentinels of L & J / When he got to Khazan that first day, / The COMING guys stick together, don't they? / They ain't nothin' but chatters; / well some of them don't matter / They joined up with the Fallen or Marauders / And if they can rob banks and be evil / Then Devin'll bust them up like...uh...a Boll Weevil! / And if you feel Devin in the SLJ's all just a show, / Get up off your seats, chant dis loud, here we go! / I'm Dev Shady / Yes I'm the real Shady / All you other Dev Shadys are just imitating / So won't the real Dev Shady / Kick Your Ass, Kick Your Ass, Kick Your Ass? / Because / I'm Dev Shady / Yes I'm the real Shady / All you other Dev Shadys are just / imitating / So won't the real Dev Shady / Fight For Truth, Fight For Liberty, Fight For Justice!!
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 Avatar: Standard
Ever heard of being on a "Mission From God?" Well, that's what Devin's on here in Khazan. Granted, he doesn't have sunglasses on and he doesn't know he's on a heavenly crusade, but the Big Guy's helping to boost his skills.
Devin's Mad Skills!
 Martial Arts: Superior
Devin is a black belt in Hato To Hebi Ryu Kempo Karate, as well as a jujutsu user. He also watches pro wrestling. Between the three, he's developed his own way of fighting that gives him plenty of strikes and locks with which to subdue enemies. Plus, really cool interviews.
Purple HAAAAAZE!
 Sonics: Ultimate
- Ranged Attack Only
- Area Affect
- Target Seeker
- Multi-Attacks
- Ranged and Melee Attack
Just ask any COMING people, Devin's a guitarist who dreams of being as good as Iron Phalanx. In fact, he'll oftentimes stop midfight, whip out his guitar and amp, and blow his opponent halfway to Lowtown. Of course, he's not overly talented, so when he hits a bad note, you get that extra-jarred sensation deep inside...and if you know anything about sound waves, you know they hit several times on something like, say, flesh before passing on through...BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! It's even MORE powerful! "How?" Well, Unnecessary Concerned Viewer, see his NEW built-in amp? "Yes." It's a SPINAL TAP CUSTOM ELEVEN! His volume range increases from ten...TO ELEVEN! Which is louder! "Yikes." Yikes indeed.
Pity Party!
 Emotion Control: Standard
"I'm never gonna win the ME. All my characters suck, and the FPL is out to get me." Yes, #FPL has often faced the wrath of the Devin Pity Party, and with him in the FPL now, even the fighters will be forced to hear his whining (if they are in earshot). Don't even BOTHER telling him that Cortelloni won, unless you WANT the "But he's LANDON'S idea" speech. Naturally, he can also crack funny jokes for a quick laugh or such, but he seems to prefer the pity party...
BonK!
 Natural Weaponry: Standard
Fear the head of Devin, for the head of Devin is rock solid. Lunch tables, lockers, even bus seats have felt the wrath of the Headbutt Of Doom, and if a villainous...villian gets too close, they're liable to be missing a huge chunk of armor. Or their chest, depending on Devin's mood...
You cannot mind my harm!
 Closed Mind: Superior
Well, he's already a little on the crazy side, heck, he was in the LotMU for a while. His brain is slightly scrambled, so it takes an above average psychic to crack open his mind...Plus, he's been here a while, he's learning how to cope with decent mental attacks. Not amazingly, but it's learning.....sorta-ish...
How did he survive?
 Lucky: Supreme
Dev has this uncanny ability to, well, mess up. Bad. And yes he survives. Why? I dunno. I gues perhaps God really doesn't wanna see his avatar in the COMING die. That, or something else. Hey, it's LUCK, okay? What more do you need? *sobs* And even WORSE, God's boosting it a bit for Dev's good performance! *more sobs* I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT! I JUST CAN'T! WAAAAAAAAH I WANT MY MOMMY! And LOOK! Now he's even MORE lucky! Why?!?! It doesn't even make SENSE! I mean, what the frag has he done to be this lucky, besides pull off wins in fights he had no chance in? WHAT?!?!
I...have...a...plan! "Yikes."
 Tactician: Standard
When times get desperate, Dev turns to his stronghold: ADVANCED MILITARTY TACTICS FOR DUMMIES! Granted, he just flips to a simpler plan and runs out to try it, but it's better than letting him think on his own, isn't it?
The T-Bird!
 Vehicle: Standard
- Weakness: Not usable in terrain - City Skyline
It's a car. It's not a special defense. It's a '94 T-Bird. It doesn't work on skylines because, well, cars don't drive on buildings. And Dev's too cheap to reinforce it. Nowadays, at least no one can force him out of it-still, it's nothing amazing. But, at least the stereo's nice...
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Hall Of Fame!
Survival - 8 Wins!
Brutal - 1 Fatalities
