Well these things are bound to happen when you've been soaked to the bone in the miasma I caught in the face. Everywhere I go odd things happen. It starts raining frogs, cats chase dogs, odd ridiculously powerful and invariably unstable martial artists show up.. there was even that time a battleship turned into a giant slab of tofu for no apperant reason. If the odds are against it, it's likely to happen to me (try and wrap your brain around that paradox). I have no control over it, and to tell you the truth it's driving me crazy to not be dragged out of bed by the attack of some giant radioactive lizard that just happened to show up now.
Land of Confusion
Illusion Creation: Supreme
Now here's a talent I got that I really wish I could control. For some odd reason, when I show up I start... affecting people. They start seeing weird things like pandas doing jumping-jacks, grown men in diapers, and the occasional humble pro sports player. Of couse the problem is I really don't have much control over this talent.. it just kinda reacts to the environment around me. Such a pity to, illusions always were what I was best at, now I can barely create an illusory butterfly without something going horribly wrong and it producing some bizzare and strange image.
Boy that's odd..
You wanna know what's really weird? Most of the time my opponent's end up taking themselves out! No joke really. They almost always end up hurting themselves when they attack me. Sometimes they throw a grenade too close, or loose a laser beam when we're fighting in a hall of mirrors. I don't know how, but that's what happens. Guess it's that luck potion kicking in once more. Of course the 'may you live in interesting times' bit keeps kicking in and I'm always caught in the blast when it hits them to... life can suck a lot at times you know?
Resistance: Arcane Lore
Trust me.. you really don't want to try magic on me... why? What were you asleep in your classes? What sorts of horrid things do you think will happen if you cast that summoning spell, or fire spell on somebody as loaded down with chaotic magic as I am? Well.. no I don't really know. It's CHAOTIC magic! I shudder to think what you might unleash by doing that!
You want to bring complicated machinery like Cyberware near ME! What are you insane? That's just asking for some weird, horrible... thing, to happen to you! Your arm could go nuts... or, or.. your eyes could shut down! Nope, definitely not a good idea. Go on leave.... *sigh* I warned you.
Immunity: Mind Control
Hey buddy... hey! Why are you squinting at me like that? Oro? You're trying to control my mind? What for.... what do you mean quit insulting you?! You're the one who looks weird scrunching your face up like that! Fine fine.. I am in your powerrrrrrr urrrrrr.... okay I'll stop.