You know, it's funny. Graves put together this elaborate scheme for taking over Khazan, and he's got just about everybody in his entire entourage doing something important. But when he came to me, he just said, "Pyrox, you do what you do best." In all my years of working for him, that's all I've been asked to do, and it's all I've ever wanted. I guess you could say I'm a pretty simple guy; I pick out my target, and it goes KA-BOOM! Buildings, vehicles, superheroes; you name it, I've attached an explosive to it at one point or another. Of course, this is something of a special event, so I had my cousin Glorox help me haul in a massive cache I'd been storing for just such an occasion. There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight... count on it!
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The Arsenal
Weapons Creation: Supreme
- Area Affect
- Armor Piercing
Well, I couldn't just sit around doing NOTHING for all those months that Graves told me to lay low and keep from attracting too much attention to myself. The temptation to set a few of them off early was great, but I knew if I waited, the payoff would be huge: while everyone else is running around fighting for the future of Khazan, I get to blow up the whole town! Well, maybe not quite the WHOLE town, it IS the Nexus after all, but I've got more than enough to cause mass destruction, and take care of any pesky heroes that might try to stop me!
Jack of All Bombs
Tactician: Superior
You're probably thinking that after a while, they'd get smart and send someone immune to fire after me. Well, if you think that'd work, then you're obviously no bomb expert! Smoke bombs, EMP Grenades, even some rigged with liquid nitrogen for those fiery types. If nothing else, the collapsing remains of an exploding building will keep 'em buried for a good long while...
The Art of Assembly
Super Speed: Superior
I figure I've brought something for just about every occasion and confrontation, but then I wouldn't be the King of KA-BOOM if I couldn't put together a Pyrox Special on the fly. Mess with me, and I'll have an explosive attached to you and be out of the blast radius before you can say, "Fire in the hole!" Gwahaha!
Fire Zone
Smoke Screen: Superior
You know, I've never met someone I couldn't blow up. Some nuts are pretty tough to crack though, and while I'm putting together another round of explosives, they start to get thoughts of squashing me. Lucky for me, some nice side effects of using bombs are the nifty distractions they cause! Between the wall of fire and the loud noise, they'll never catch me sneaking around for a second attack!
The Best... Defense?
Counter-Attack: Standard
Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm not that good at taking what I dish out. With little physical training, I've never been as tough as the average dwarf. But then, the average dwarf doesn't have C-4 lining his hat! It's a nasty little surprise; I'll blow us BOTH to the next Sector if I have to! Don't even THINK about touching my shades.
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