Applied Tactics Schoolyard War
Tactician: Ultimate
Khazan Academy is a warzone. Students fiercely competing for the best grade in the class, studying and cheating with great skill and ferocity. A seasoned veteran of Final Fantasty Tactics and Princess Maker 2 like me can weather this. Lesson plans are just like strategies in war, right? The right lessons in the right order, and my students will learn everything they need to know about writing. If I just think of each student like they have stats... this one needs a boost in their Attention Score, this one in their Reading Score, this one needs to lower her Delinquency Score... yeah... perfect! Student Maker!
Gah! Forgot The Lesson Plans!
Super Speed: Supreme
Of course, there's always that situation where... you forget to write up the lesson plan for the next day and spend all night on an anime binge. That's when you have to just pull things out of your arse and teach on the fly. Ok, class! Today, we're having a surprise field trip to the Khazan Arena to... umm... oh yeah! To compare the modern dat gladiatorial combat we see in the Arena with that seen in our recent lessons on Ancient Rome! Yeah... that's it...
Iron Chef Tex-Mex Landon!
Polymorph: Supreme
Hey... the Khazan Academy pulls out all the stops when it comes to their cooking facilities. Top of the line oven and stove, a nice deep fryer, a massive pantry of spices, some of which I haven't even heard of much less tasted, and my personal favorite... Cast Iron Skillets! Hell yeah! No wussy alluminum of copper pots! This is the real thing! Everything I need to show those Home Ec students how to make the perfect fajitas and chicken fried steaks. I think I'm in heaven...
The Bokken Of Higher Learning
Bashing Attack: Superior
*BOP* Meredith! I thought I told you NO SLEEPING IN CLASS! *BOP* You aren't going to get anywhere in the multiverse if you slack off. Slacking is what got me here in Khazan in the first place! *BOP* Do you want to end up like me? Huh? *BOP* Do you want to be stuck in an apartment with freaks that mooch off of you? *BOP* Do you? *BOP* Do you?! *BOP* I better not see you sleeping in class again! *BOPBOP*
Teacher's Pets
Beast Master: Standard
Litterally. Seriously... if you were three cats trapped in that apartment all day with YOU KNOW WHO, without your master there to feed you, you'd want to get away from it as well. So the cats talked me into it, and they come along with me to class. I thought it was going to be a big deal, but considering most of the teachers themselves aren't even human... I guess things like three cats don't even phase the school board...
Kittie Cat Classroom Gestapo!
Beast Master: Standard
- Area Affect
- Multi-Attacks
So yeah... Raven, Milo, and K go about the classroom, stalking the students and helping me make sure they're paying attention and on task. Or at least that's what K does. Milo just walks around doing nothing, and Raven... I've caught him giving students answers during tests. Unfortunately, he's rarely right...
TIME OUT!
Web Creation: Standard
- Area Affect
- Weakness: Power in Item - Easy to Lose
- Weakness: Limited Uses - One Use
The Ultimate Humiliation. To stand out in the hallway, holding pails of water. That is the fate the most obnoxious and vile of the foul fiends known as delinquents. Those that talk one too many times in class. Those that bring candy to class and don't have enough for everyone. Those that prop their feet up on the empty desk in front of them. ALL DELINQUENTS! They will pay for their insolence. Oh yes... they will feel the burden of the pails of water...
Tastes Just.... Right!
Hyper-Senses: Standard
Actually... needs just a little more pepper, James. Yeah, just a pinch. And some salt. Don't be afraid to add a little salt to your food, a little doesn't harm anyone. And maybe some basil. That always adds a nice flavor to chicken dishes. Go for it. Garlic? Bleh... overrated, and we have a vampire in our class, so we can't use it. Onions? If you insist, but I'm not partial to them. If you're going for an asian taste, then yeah, add soy, but if you do then don't add salt. That stuff has enough as it is. Perfect, James! Perfect! You get an A+!
Today's Theme Ingredient!
Weapons Creation: Standard
- Weakness: Limited Uses - One Use
Today, students, your theme ingredient for today's lesson will be... *pulls a red cloth off of a big pile of food on his desk* Calamari! *little girl in the back of the class faints at the sight of squid, and squid boy in front of class rushes out of the room crying*
Permanent Records!
Detective: Standard
- Weakness: Limited Uses - One Use
Let's see here David... it says here you have been absent to my class 5 times, late 13 other times, been in detention 26 times, had to go to Saturday School 4 times, and you wet your blanket all the time during kindergarten nap time. And lets just say your grades have... sucked all throughout your school career. Now I see why you're THIS close to failing this class. You better shape up, buddy, because I have no qualm with failing you and making you repeat your senior year.
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