Most High Rubber Chicken

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Survival - 8 Wins!


Alignment: Hero

Team: Solo Hero


Strength: Weak

Agility: Superior

Mind: Standard

Body: Superior


Personal Wins: 8

Personal Losses: 3


In a secluded part of Khazan, off near the garbage dump, there lives a tribe of savages who worship that great being which fell from the sky. Before this great being, they burn cows and give offerings. Every now and then, someone will come by and watch this amazing spectacle done before a rubber chicken. This has been done for many years until one day a Necromancer happened upon them while looking for his paycheck from his managing job at the fast food joint, McAbber. He found this worship amusing and saw an opportunity in it. He appeared before the savages in a great cloud of smoke and flame, declaring that he sent the rubber chicken to them and that they should worship him. To show them, he gave the rubber chicken life and power above that of normal rubber chickens. Yes, truly amazing power indeed. However, the savages saw this man as a blaspheemer and killed him with a coke can. (When those things are flattened, they get that sharp point on the sides, and that's why they don't let aluminum cans in ballparks) Then they ushered thier idolic god into the city of Khazan to prove to everyone that it was indeed strong.

Energy Conduit

     Energy Conduit: Superior


The necromancer channeled the dark energies of death and destruction into the rubber chicken, giving it great power and more of a rubbery feel.


A Celestial Being of Rubber

     Reflection: Ultimate

  • Reinforced Defenses


The chicken is made of rubber enhanced by the powers of death. This can reflect any physical or power attack back upon its foe automatically. No one can destroy it, for it is supernatural rubber. It is a mighty, mighty rubber chicken indeed!


Powers of Birth

     Necromancer: Superior


With every necromantic creation, a little of the lifegiver's power is implanted in the resurrected. This is the case with the great chicken. It now has the powers of the poor necromancer, though not as powerful. Of course, since nothing that cannot run will survive a lava rush, there is nothing to resurrect in the lava cliffs.


Those Who Have Fallen

     Necromancer: Superior

  • Ranged Attack Only
  • Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Lava Cliffs


The great chicken has gotten necromantic powers from its birth. With this it can resurrect other of its kind... other chickens fallen by the wayside. They are not as powerful, but always willing to help thier leader.


The Will of the Chicken

     Mental Defense: Superior

  • Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Bar Fight


The chicken will not be swayed, whether it be emotion control, pheremones, or other mental powers of its ilk, the chicken defends against them simply by ignoring them. Only in a bar fight, where the confusion and loud country music confuses it will it lose control of its will.


The Foul Art

     Martial Arts: Superior

  • Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
  • Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Low Gravity


The savages had a martial art form based on the movements of chickens and hens. For at least three decades, they have honed this art into a deadly fighting form, which they taught the chicken. However, the chicken only feels like Bruce Lee when he has on his chicken headband. It makes him look and feel like a true master of self-weaponry. Of course, the chicken cannot kick and such in low gravity, or it loses balance too easily.


The Sky Is Filled With Spears

     Shuriken: Supreme

  • Ranged Attack Only
  • Area Affect
  • Multi-Attacks
  • Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
  • Weakness: Limited Uses - Multi-Use


The worshipers have decided to assist the Chicken now that its enemies will be more powerful. They get as close as is safe and launch spears at the opponent, thousands of them. They will continue to do this until they run out of spears or unless they are turned on and destroyed.


Gymnastics For Dummies

     Acrobat: Standard


In between fights, the Chicken has been studying up on some its true passion: gymnastics. It often has dreams of competing in the Khazan Olympics and bouncing around on the mat. Since it is too glorified to take classes, it bought the book "Gymnastics for Dummies" and has read that during the space between fights.