Make like a flea
Shrinking: standard (rank 1)
Under normal circumstances, they wouldn't have spotted me cuz I can shrink down to the size of flea in the blink of an eye just by thinking it. Actually, it takes like eight, ten secs to get flea size, but you get what I'm aiming at. This ability is really useful for getting into places that are hard to get into (and for eavesdropping on unsuspecting rival superheroes) and also for getting me out of some really tight spots but a bright flash of lightning just had to strike at that moment and startle me, by the time I recovered enough to think, "Shrink", I had to be dodging bullets.
Holy Leaping Heroes!
Leaping: standard (rank 1)
Man, I leaped around on that ledge! Those bullets had nothing on me! I like to think that I have the proportionate leaping ability of the flea. I can leap very high and far at a moment's notice if I have to.
Of course, leaping around and dodging bullets sounds and feels a lot cooler than it actually looks. When I looked later at an anonymous amateur phone vid clip (where do those dratted anonymous camera wielders come from anyways? I mean, it was the middle of the night! In a freaking rainstorm!), it looked as if I were doing doing wild, silly dance. So much for my wanting to make a name for myself. I looked like a drunk tumbler.
I AM NOT Spider-man!
Wall Crawling: standard (rank 1)
"GET HIM, IT'S SPIDER-MAN!"
There's nothing that ruffles my feathers (in a manner of speaking. Neither fleas nor maen have feathers. Duh), like being mistaken for or compared to other supes. Shit, I crawl on walls because I got flea powers. In my opinion, that's way cooler than spider powers, especially the shrinking part.
Well.... having a little webbing gadget-thingy wouldn't hurt, though.
"I AM NOT Spiderman!" I shrieked and leaped off the wall and unto the offending thug.
I AM NOT a Vampire! (Sheesh!)
Bio Vampire: standard (rank 1)
I bit him. I bit him real good.
I know it sounds gross, but I kind of developed this taste for blood. And drinking blood makes me stronger. I already got way-above-human strength. It's like I also got the proportionate strength of the flea. That strength gets augmented however, when I drink blood.
When, I got a drink of that guy's blood, I really whaled on those guys. Serve them right, I mean who smuggles drugs in the pouring rain?
"He's a freaking vampire!" Another thug screamed. I rolled my eyes. Just for that I bit him harder than the rest.
Really got to make a hole for my mouth, as biting through cloth really fouls the taste of the blood, y'know?
Exoskeleton skin, baybeh!
Armor: standard (rank 1)
I felt a sting as a bullet richocheted off my chest. Luckily, it was fired from a small handgun, or I would have been in trouble. Shouldn't let my guard down like that. I might have tough skin, but I'm not invulnerable.
I grabbed one off his advancing comrades by the arm and threw him at at the shooter. They crumpled like rag dolls. That took care of the last of them. Nighty night fellas. Not bad for a night's work.
Damn, I was catching a cold. Just my luck. Well, still, what else did I expect?